DeadPoet
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Real Name: Unknown
Aliases: DeadPoet
Approx. Height: 5'9"
Approx. Weight: 150 earth lbs.
Sex: Male
Planet of origin: Unknown
Last known location: Bloomington, Indiana, United States of America, Earth, Milky Way galaxy
Affiliation: Mercenary
Classification: Rogue Assassin
Weapon of Choice: Written Words
Although DeadPoet is capable of assuming a human form when necessity dictates, he is in fact a trans-dimensional being. He is known to spend unreasonable amounts of time on planet Earth. Little is known about his reasons for spending so much time on Earth, an obscure planet located in the Milky Way galaxy, which is known to all enlightened civilizations as an intellectual wasteland plagued by ignorance and indecency. Experts speculate that he is either performing sociological research, or feeding his massive addiction to the online word game known as Acrochallenge. DeadPoet is wanted in countless star systems for Random Acts of Drunken Bufoonery, and at least three counts of First Degree Awesomeness. He is to be considered extremely dangerous. If you encounter DeadPoet you are advised not to engage him, instead, maintain a safe distance and alert the Galactic Empire at the earliest available opportunity.
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Current Statistics | Games Played: | 287 | Games Finished: | 201 | Games Won: | 15 | Rounds Played: | 1998 | Final Rounds Played: | 107 | Avg. points per round: | 1.96 | Highest Score: | 13 | Highest Acro: | Life sentence makes everyone here a babe. | Highest Score Date: | 2/18/2014 9:18:00 PM |
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